summer's here!
i had to go the dentist yestserday morning. they always give me nitrous because i'm such a horrid patient. while i'm under nitrous, i have the strangest thoughts. i've found the answer to the universe but couldn't remember the question; i thought about a GREAT movie idea of whatever anyone thinks is transferred to a disc so others can watch; i think that sue intentionally bloodies my gums becuase she thinks i can't feel; i feel like partying while i'm under; sometimes i freak out and then i try to calm myself down then i think "who the hell is that trying to calm me down?? is that ME??"
see? it's weird; yet, i still do it. and i still love it.
I have to watch my girlfriends 100# Golden Retriever this week so i now have 3 dogs. Betsy sure as shit perked RIGHT up with another dog. it's funny and terribly sad to see her charge Marmelade and slip & slide the whole way...she's a tiger, that one. but she's eating alot now and she looks ever so much better. she lifts her head up higher and it doens't shake anymore...you know...like audrey hepburns used to do?
we had a garage sale on saturdya. a bloody mary garage sale. made a hundred bucks but didn't really care! hahahaa.....
it's cinco de mayo friday. fuck. i can't party becuase i have a very important, life-improving test on Saturday. FUCK.
see? it's weird; yet, i still do it. and i still love it.
I have to watch my girlfriends 100# Golden Retriever this week so i now have 3 dogs. Betsy sure as shit perked RIGHT up with another dog. it's funny and terribly sad to see her charge Marmelade and slip & slide the whole way...she's a tiger, that one. but she's eating alot now and she looks ever so much better. she lifts her head up higher and it doens't shake anymore...you know...like audrey hepburns used to do?
we had a garage sale on saturdya. a bloody mary garage sale. made a hundred bucks but didn't really care! hahahaa.....
it's cinco de mayo friday. fuck. i can't party becuase i have a very important, life-improving test on Saturday. FUCK.
posted by Tanya Kristine at 5:06 PM
6 Comments:
way bummer dude!!!! Cinco de Mayo is the BEST!
Well, good luck on the test anyway.
test? what test? are you ok?
i really like you!!
i used to like the dentist until this last time i went. they messed with my mouth so much that i grind my teeth at night sometimes now. i NEVER did that before . . . it's so gross feeling and it wakes me up!
have you seen/read the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy?
I wish my dentist gave me nitrous, or valium, or anything good. In the last year I've had a root canal, 2 crowns, and a handful of fillings and not once was I able to talk them into giving me drugs. They were like, just take some Advil. Pff! You must be in doggy heaven, glad Betsy is doing better. You should totally hit the bar immediately after your test to make up for Friday night.
Argh...hate going to the dentist. Need to get my choppers cleaned soon, too. Argh.
Glad to hear Betsy's doing better.
Good luck on the test (?) Saturday. I'll tip back a Dos Equis Amber for you.
Oh, and I finally linked your blog from mine. :)
it's cinco de mayo and i can't even get drunk.
poop.
except there is shanani's suggestion...my kinda girl!
Love this post. It made me laugh. I have had interesting brain experiences while under nitrous as well... *giggles* I have the world's worst teeth and I've been through all the same things Shani has... ugh!
Keep us updated on Betsy boo...
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