what is WRONG with these girls???
why are they always pube to pube and staring out at the world like children raised by wolves?
posted by Tanya Kristine at 4:54 PM
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
why are they always pube to pube and staring out at the world like children raised by wolves?
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Heres something equally scaryi read this past weekend....
those two are going to start putting out a nutrition show geared towards toddlers. Don't believe me? read it here:
http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/66448.htm
LMAO!!!!!!!!
Omg, they are frightening.
Vanessa, you've got to be kidding! I am so afraid of clicking that link. They're the "mavens" (Yiddish for experts) on nutrition, aren't they, those healthy twins.
Oy, TK, you made me cough and laugh my soy soup bowl right out of my mouth just now!!
I think they think they are being sexy with those wide eye looks, I don't know, maybe men like that look??
how old are they? 12 or 30??
Vicki, GOOD ONE!!
you have GOT to be kidding me??? just becuase it has the marykateashley name means nothing. esPECIALLY anything that has to do with nutrition.
now if they wrote a diet book, i might read it.
they are ageless.
"The Mary-Kate and Ashley Diet Book"
(subtitled: "Eat, Drink and Smile!")
by Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson
Chapter 1:
Day one: Don't eat.
Day two: Don't eat.
Day three: One Cheerio (plain only, not that Apple Cinnamon or Honey Nut Almond or heaven forbid the Strawberry Yogurt one!), work out!!
Day four: Water is OK.
Day five: Don't eat.
Day six: Lettuce and cucumber salad, no dressing (not even the fat-free, no-calorie kind!!).
Day seven: Water is OK. Again. But that's ALL.
Chapter two (in a nutshell -- be sure not to eat the nuts!):
Working out is good but smoking cigarettes is better!
Repeat for month, year, lifetime.
End of book.
I am a man and I think they are nasty.
They have no talent.
Not to mention they need to EAT SOMETHING!!
If the media would just ignore them they would go away.
kleo that was hilariuos. it'd be a pamphlet; not a book.
and goodie!! the men hate them too! it'd be like humping a stick. or two.
you said "pube to pube"!
it made me laugh.
the other day i was in one of those claire's accessories stores and was looking for white eyeshadow. i needed it right away and took the first one i saw. when i got into the car i realized that the brand was marykateandashley. i was a little pissed at myself for buying it, but i really needed it so i continued to open the make-up and when i rubbed it on my eye lids it was translucent....yes folks. marykateandashley can market make-up that looks like make-up but does the same thing as vaseline on your eye lids. i was pissed....paris pissed. they should really warn you. i mean this shit was like that tinker bell make-up we got as kids.
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