R.I.P.
I love you, Beer. I love you; but, you don't love me. I think you love me because you wrap your loving arms around my belly...you just never let go. And that's why I must let YOU go. Starting tomorrow, I'm eating right, exercising and not drinking beer. This is not to say I won't have an affair on you with vodka, becuase, I'm letting you know up front...i WILL fraternize with Vodka. Because you both do make me feel good. You make not-so-fun times, fun and fun times, funner.
But, until you learn to not cause visceral fat, you're history.
This weekend I was supposed to go to a party with my friend Janet. It was a dessert party with champagne and ...well, desserts. I was so looking forward to it becuase i wanted to take fabulous pictures of fattening food and it was the last weekend to EAT said fattening foods. But Janet got sick. So I had chocolate milk. Just not the same.
For the month of April, I'm working semi-part-time. Tuesday, Wednesday and thursday i go in at 11:30. What do i do till then? Work out like a movie star preparing for a part.
it's my goal to look like this by May 1st:
(minus the boobies)
posted by Tanya Kristine at 11:01 PM
12 Comments:
Ahhh, beer...I've had an ongoing affair with beer for a while myself.....
Good luck with the diet...I've been trying to look like this chick for a while too. Alas, every time I lose five pounds, instead of coming off my ass it delflates the boobs instead. I truly am cursed...
Alot of people around here went to Michelob Ultra
Is Janet aware that beer has been banned?
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minus the boobies....are you insane????
What? You're breaking up with beer.
Hate to break it to you, sistah, but that model is photoshopped up, down and sidewayz. Boobwayz, too.
yeah that's my goal too. you can do it!! i've seen you slim and hot!! you go for it girly!
i love woman and their bodies. really, i know this. i am a lesbian. lol. and i wouldn't like a girl like that.. why? there is nothing to hold on to. Ill confess, my favorite part on a woman is their love handles. oh my do i love them. haha, is that a pun? exercise to feel great, not to be something unrealistic in this 'model' driven world. Real people, love real people. You are beautiful!!
Wow, Giselle is so perfect in that pic that she doesn't look real. I've always been thin but was kinda built like a boy.......no waist! Good luck and we except a pic if you get to looking like Giselle!:-)
Robin
well, i'll be taking tha tpix but photoshopping the shit out of it.
best diet ever...:)
i've never had a love affair with beer. so i'm pushing the vodka.
Watch the Vodka consumption. That's how I ended up in a rather compromising situation a couple summers back with my clothes, um, away from me.
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