You're WELCOME!
yesterday when i left work early...(YAY!!!) i exited the back door and saw a lady coming, pushing a mail cart. i went out of my way to kick my leg back to catch the door for her, broke my badge holder, kicked the door back so i could catch it with my hand and what does she say?
nothing.
i didn't do it for a 'thank you' but, come on! so, i simply said in a booming, cheezy, voice "You're welcome!" to which she mumbled some kind of thank you.
the nerve.
i tried the block on kody this morning. it really sucks when you're wearing black, magnetic, hair-finding pants. i went through TWO sheets of roller tape to get that off.
yesterday, i had a dr.s appt to request a mammogram. yay. i get my titties squeezed soon. it hurts more when you're small. great.
Big ass? Check
Big belly? check
Big mouth? check
male-loving, can't-get-enough-of breasts? uuuh...no.
oh well...i'm really charming!
it's thursday..mumma's getting excited...
nothing.
i didn't do it for a 'thank you' but, come on! so, i simply said in a booming, cheezy, voice "You're welcome!" to which she mumbled some kind of thank you.
the nerve.
i tried the block on kody this morning. it really sucks when you're wearing black, magnetic, hair-finding pants. i went through TWO sheets of roller tape to get that off.
yesterday, i had a dr.s appt to request a mammogram. yay. i get my titties squeezed soon. it hurts more when you're small. great.
Big ass? Check
Big belly? check
Big mouth? check
male-loving, can't-get-enough-of breasts? uuuh...no.
oh well...i'm really charming!
it's thursday..mumma's getting excited...
posted by Tanya Kristine at 11:51 AM
20 Comments:
you ARE charming.
i love you!
People are fucking assholes half the time. What I hate is when someone walks infront of me and doesn't say "excuse me". I always say in a BIYATCH voice "eXcuse MEEE". Fuckers!
Ekks mamograms. Can't wait to start those. :P Well if the smaller they are the more it hurts, then I should be ok. Phewwwww :P
i hear ya. i was trying to get through a shoe aisle yesterday at target w/my kid in the cart when a lady decided that the best place to try sandals on her dumb daughter was directly right in front of me. so, i had to turn my cart around to back out and go around to get into the aisle. um, i was totally there first. all i said was "ok, i'll go around... tsk"
Tanya I am pregnant with your three eyed love child.
aww...i love you too tabitha. but you will get a talkin' to if you don't update your blog.
or maybe you did.
valerie: shutty.
and it is amazing how clueless and rude some people are. amzing. even with a 'tsk' you got nothign???
thom: that meant we had sex. i didn't drink during our dinner.
i agree w/tabitha & valerie. gawd, it's about time i go get mine squeezed...thanks for the reminder, i think.
LOL - girl, i love you!!! You are hilarious!
Rude people? Eff 'em I say. Those oblivious people just hanging out right in your way in stores are the worst. Have fun with the boobie squishies.
i didn't.
but i will.
life is nuts right now.
at sasquatch, there was a PETA booth and they had t'shirts that said "vegan chicks kick ass" i thought of you and wanted to get you one, but i don't know your size t'shirt.
i got a shirt that says "i heart tofu." :)
I'm cracking up...I do that all the time to people who I hold the door and don't say anything to me. It annoys the PISS out of me.
Oh no, my mammogram is gonna kill. Maybe I should get fat. LOL.
has anyone heard the "rule" of letting someone exit through the door before you walk in? such as if you're opening the door to a store and someone is trying to come out at the same time, you let them exit before you try to go in? unless of course they make way for you to enter first. am i being insane? but i get really aggravated about this situation. ohmygod i do sound crazy.
it's true. it's like elevator etiquette. let the people OFF before you push your way on. pisses me off too.
blogs are funny. they bring out very similar thoughts.
here's one: this guy was trying to back up in the middle of the street becuase a big truck was trying to make a right. while the guy inthe car was backing up the car behind THAT one honks several times!! umm...helloooo? last time i checked, most people look while they are backing up and dont' just back up blindly! i hate that! unles you're rolling...that's a good reason to honk. people do that to me all the time. you see my reverse lights on, i'm backing up and i'm well aware that you are there so no need to honk a millino tims.
GOD!
yes glitter. get fat. we need more of you to disappear : )
I work with the public, EVERY DAY and I can certainly tell you about RUDE. I do what you did Tanya. I just yell "you're welcome" in a sicky-sweet voice. I can see their step hesitate as they're walking away. Yes!
As for the backing up dude - was he old? I find older drivers, especially men wearing hats, just flip into reverse and go. I guess they figure "Hey, I'm old. Everyone should get out of my way." Once I saw an old woman backing down a highway on ramp. Nuts!
Good luck with the mamogram. I haven't been that fortunate yet, but my time is coming. That and a colonoscopy. I'm sure those will be good times.
woo hoo!!! A butt search!!
can't wait for THAT one either...
i just hope i don't have heartburn while i swallow my pride.
I'M ONLY 40!
You forget I have pictures.
Remember that night.
Drinking with those Rollingrocks....
I only will hold the door for girls with small breasts.
Hiya
found you from Kleo and Harmonia. You are one funny girl! Love the blog. Definately be back for more. Nice to "meet" you
and good luck with getting your titties squeezed!
Teddy
:)
Thanks for your comment about the "chick'n" Stripes...I, too, think Morningstar are the best so far.
:)
I just posted about my adventures in Dhal
funny peter.
and quite flattering.
My mom had the same problem with the mammograms. I will go through the same pain as well. As if us small boobed girls didn't have enough to deal with. However- we can wear the cutest shirts- go braless if we feel like it, no back pain and mine don't sag like my friends do... :)
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