Eggplant is Nasty
No matter how you slice it; eggplant is nasty. It's slimy and prompts your gag reflex in to action...
I have 6 more days of being bad so why the hell did i order an eggplant sandwich anyway??? Well probably becuase it had smoked mozzerella cheese. And 14 Tablespoons of mayonnaise. and that maybe becuase it came with a bag of yummy BBQ chips. (ever notice i can not type the word 'because'? the 'u' always seems to slip in before the 'a'. I just don't ever correct it becuase i think that's pretty weird...)
speaking of weird, i switched out my two porch lights. they both used to have the electronic eye that would turn the light on when the sun went down. i replaced them both with two $7 cheapie lights from Home Depot. the one by my front door i have to manually turn on but the one by the garage comes on automatically. There is no 'eye' on the light, i cannot find the light switch nor could my brother and yet this light comes on every night around dusk. not a specific time either becuase it changed during daylight savings...that's some freaky shit!
I need some more friends...
I have 6 more days of being bad so why the hell did i order an eggplant sandwich anyway??? Well probably becuase it had smoked mozzerella cheese. And 14 Tablespoons of mayonnaise. and that maybe becuase it came with a bag of yummy BBQ chips. (ever notice i can not type the word 'because'? the 'u' always seems to slip in before the 'a'. I just don't ever correct it becuase i think that's pretty weird...)
speaking of weird, i switched out my two porch lights. they both used to have the electronic eye that would turn the light on when the sun went down. i replaced them both with two $7 cheapie lights from Home Depot. the one by my front door i have to manually turn on but the one by the garage comes on automatically. There is no 'eye' on the light, i cannot find the light switch nor could my brother and yet this light comes on every night around dusk. not a specific time either becuase it changed during daylight savings...that's some freaky shit!
I need some more friends...
posted by Tanya Kristine at 1:04 PM
4 Comments:
You are a voice of reason among vegetarians. The words egg and plant should not have ever been combined. Like eggsalad. yuck.
Eggplant looks like purple elephant poo.
i agree. if eggplant is not cooked exactly right, it makes me feel all sick and gross. mushy purple stuff with strange skin never made my tastbuds party.
Not ALL eggplant is nasty. But it does need to be prepared properly to avoid the nasty slimy purple skinned mess it has the potential to become. A really good fried up yummy eggplant parmesan, in a sandwich with mozzarella, or a side of spaghetti...mmmmmmmm *drools*
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