Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Eggplant is Nasty

No matter how you slice it; eggplant is nasty. It's slimy and prompts your gag reflex in to action...

I have 6 more days of being bad so why the hell did i order an eggplant sandwich anyway??? Well probably becuase it had smoked mozzerella cheese. And 14 Tablespoons of mayonnaise. and that maybe becuase it came with a bag of yummy BBQ chips. (ever notice i can not type the word 'because'? the 'u' always seems to slip in before the 'a'. I just don't ever correct it becuase i think that's pretty weird...)

speaking of weird, i switched out my two porch lights. they both used to have the electronic eye that would turn the light on when the sun went down. i replaced them both with two $7 cheapie lights from Home Depot. the one by my front door i have to manually turn on but the one by the garage comes on automatically. There is no 'eye' on the light, i cannot find the light switch nor could my brother and yet this light comes on every night around dusk. not a specific time either becuase it changed during daylight savings...that's some freaky shit!

I need some more friends...

4 Comments:

Blogger Park Gnome said...

You are a voice of reason among vegetarians. The words egg and plant should not have ever been combined. Like eggsalad. yuck.

1:34 PM  
Blogger Senor Guano said...

Eggplant looks like purple elephant poo.

5:14 PM  
Blogger tabitha jane said...

i agree. if eggplant is not cooked exactly right, it makes me feel all sick and gross. mushy purple stuff with strange skin never made my tastbuds party.

8:41 AM  
Blogger Shananigans said...

Not ALL eggplant is nasty. But it does need to be prepared properly to avoid the nasty slimy purple skinned mess it has the potential to become. A really good fried up yummy eggplant parmesan, in a sandwich with mozzarella, or a side of spaghetti...mmmmmmmm *drools*

11:03 AM  

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