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I don't have much to say today...got up at 4:45am to do Slim in Six and i wanted to punch that dimple-faced bitch right in the nose.
"Hold in your tummy!" "Don't forget to breathe"
"Now do 800 impossible, gut-wrenching sit-ups in every possible way your stomach can move!"
This really is not fun at 5am; trust me on that. But the sound of my coffee maker turning on made me feel better - i knew this would all be over soon.
Has it really only been 3 days? Why does it feel like 3 weeks?
"Hold in your tummy!" "Don't forget to breathe"
"Now do 800 impossible, gut-wrenching sit-ups in every possible way your stomach can move!"
This really is not fun at 5am; trust me on that. But the sound of my coffee maker turning on made me feel better - i knew this would all be over soon.
Has it really only been 3 days? Why does it feel like 3 weeks?
posted by Tanya Kristine at 11:55 AM
22 Comments:
i stopped working out in the morning completely because it was so miserable. i do it on my lunch break (if at all at the moment) and i ride my bike to school at night (unless it is raining and, well, i live in oregon, so it rains alot). so, what i am saying is, i sometimes work out, but never in the morning because my relationship with my pillow is just too important.
Another morning and I need coffee.
I use to run in the morning many years ago. I would go out at 4:30.
Oh how that sucked.
Luckily now I can run at lunchtime and I have a bunch of friends I do it with.
And once in a while I will see Tanya and her love slave out there running too.
well, i love working out in the morning only because i get this shit over with BUT i'm so much more stronger and coordinated in the afternoon or early evening.
you're so lucky to live in oregon. i loved it there when i lived there...well vancouver to be exact.
pillow relationship: funny....
i used powder today and oddly enough, thought of you...
Mmm...love slave....
'bout time you got here...
i'm going to look at your blog and you'd better have posted something. hard to comment when there's NOTHING THERE!
We can create topics for her blog.
Hmmmmmmmm some twisted stuff will be a brewing.
Tanya, you cheated in the bathroom pee race.
No way you washed your hands!!!
i did. you're just jealous because I'M MORE MANLY THAN YOU...HAAHAHAAAAAA.
oh wait. that's probably not a good thing
i did. you're just jealous because I'M MORE MANLY THAN YOU...HAAHAHAAAAAA.
oh wait. that's probably not a good thing
a "man" with a low IQ apparantely...hahahaha....
igot impatient with our fucking molassess asses server.
You did not wash your hands.
Tanya has wee wee hands.
Stay out of my cube!!!!
I got my boots on today....we can go into the server room and I can give it a kick.
okay, one rule TLBIGDOG: no vile comments on my blog unless you pay me money. and lots of it...
okay, nevermind...vile away...
I totally give you credit for getting up that early. I'm still sleeping then!
Tanya....are you feeling well?
I have not heard a burp from you in a while.
Tanya burp? Are you kidding, she explodes!!! She's a furnace of gas, a truck load of flatulance, a barrage of eruptions...funny how she makes it so feminine!
Hmm...i'm starting to think twice about letting my family members and co-workers know my blog address.
LEAVE MY GAS ALONE!
it's my friend.
It's oh so sexy!
I never knew a women who could turn flatulance into an aphrodisiac.
She just tortures us guys in the office with her sexy releases of gas. We all leave the office flustered everyday.
She is such a noxious hussy.
well at least i don't eat my boogars.
and that's about enough with the gas comments. i'm sure everyone on this site has holes that emit gas...
don't make me teach you the art of comedy and how when you beat a dead horse; it's no longer funny...
ha ha?
vancouver, eh? technically not oregon, but close enough. i love the northwest and NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!!!
powder?
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