Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Boring Blog

I don't have much to say today...got up at 4:45am to do Slim in Six and i wanted to punch that dimple-faced bitch right in the nose.

"Hold in your tummy!" "Don't forget to breathe"

"Now do 800 impossible, gut-wrenching sit-ups in every possible way your stomach can move!"

This really is not fun at 5am; trust me on that. But the sound of my coffee maker turning on made me feel better - i knew this would all be over soon.

Has it really only been 3 days? Why does it feel like 3 weeks?

25 Comments:

Blogger tabitha jane said...

i stopped working out in the morning completely because it was so miserable. i do it on my lunch break (if at all at the moment) and i ride my bike to school at night (unless it is raining and, well, i live in oregon, so it rains alot). so, what i am saying is, i sometimes work out, but never in the morning because my relationship with my pillow is just too important.

9:04 AM  
Blogger Senor Guano said...

Another morning and I need coffee.

I use to run in the morning many years ago. I would go out at 4:30.
Oh how that sucked.
Luckily now I can run at lunchtime and I have a bunch of friends I do it with.

And once in a while I will see Tanya and her love slave out there running too.

9:17 AM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

well, i love working out in the morning only because i get this shit over with BUT i'm so much more stronger and coordinated in the afternoon or early evening.

you're so lucky to live in oregon. i loved it there when i lived there...well vancouver to be exact.

pillow relationship: funny....

i used powder today and oddly enough, thought of you...

9:18 AM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

Mmm...love slave....

9:33 AM  
Blogger Dena said...

I love dimple faced bimbo girl...she rocks. Just wait till your abs look like hers!

10:02 AM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

'bout time you got here...

i'm going to look at your blog and you'd better have posted something. hard to comment when there's NOTHING THERE!

10:18 AM  
Blogger Senor Guano said...

We can create topics for her blog.
Hmmmmmmmm some twisted stuff will be a brewing.

10:48 AM  
Blogger Senor Guano said...

Tanya, you cheated in the bathroom pee race.

No way you washed your hands!!!

10:53 AM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

i did. you're just jealous because I'M MORE MANLY THAN YOU...HAAHAHAAAAAA.

oh wait. that's probably not a good thing

10:57 AM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

i did. you're just jealous because I'M MORE MANLY THAN YOU...HAAHAHAAAAAA.

oh wait. that's probably not a good thing

10:58 AM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

a "man" with a low IQ apparantely...hahahaha....

igot impatient with our fucking molassess asses server.

10:59 AM  
Blogger Senor Guano said...

You did not wash your hands.

Tanya has wee wee hands.
Stay out of my cube!!!!

10:59 AM  
Blogger Senor Guano said...

I got my boots on today....we can go into the server room and I can give it a kick.

11:04 AM  
Blogger tlbigdog said...

A kick might slow it down. I did see tanya licking her finger after eating though. ewwww. Does that make you a lesbian?

11:29 AM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

okay, one rule TLBIGDOG: no vile comments on my blog unless you pay me money. and lots of it...

okay, nevermind...vile away...

12:45 PM  
Blogger GlitterGlamGirl05 said...

I totally give you credit for getting up that early. I'm still sleeping then!

1:01 PM  
Blogger Senor Guano said...

Tanya....are you feeling well?

I have not heard a burp from you in a while.

1:32 PM  
Blogger Pher said...

Tanya burp? Are you kidding, she explodes!!! She's a furnace of gas, a truck load of flatulance, a barrage of eruptions...funny how she makes it so feminine!

2:15 PM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

Hmm...i'm starting to think twice about letting my family members and co-workers know my blog address.

2:25 PM  
Blogger tlbigdog said...

It's the new manager. She is trying to give a professional impression. Then goes home and blows up.

2:43 PM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

LEAVE MY GAS ALONE!

it's my friend.

3:24 PM  
Blogger Senor Guano said...

It's oh so sexy!

I never knew a women who could turn flatulance into an aphrodisiac.

She just tortures us guys in the office with her sexy releases of gas. We all leave the office flustered everyday.
She is such a noxious hussy.

4:12 PM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

well at least i don't eat my boogars.

4:17 PM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

and that's about enough with the gas comments. i'm sure everyone on this site has holes that emit gas...

don't make me teach you the art of comedy and how when you beat a dead horse; it's no longer funny...

ha ha?

4:20 PM  
Blogger tabitha jane said...

vancouver, eh? technically not oregon, but close enough. i love the northwest and NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!!!

powder?

10:44 AM  

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