Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Holy BeJesus

I just got back from a quick run to the store in my grubbies and it reminded me of a time I was in sort of the same attire about a year ago. Except that time, I was braless.

"No Bra!" you say shockingly?? I was just running to the store for one quickie little item.

You aren't the only shocked one either. When I came out of the store, a somewhat handsome young gentleman looked right at my mammies and said "Holy BeJesus!"

Holy BeJesus! Who says BeJesus anyway? I couldn't even comment back as I was in shock at someone so bold and excited to not even try to hide his delightful discovery.

now mind you, I'm a large A, maaaybe a swollen B with this lovely extra weight; but, I am no 'Holy BeJesus!'...

off to run. with my jogbra...


Blogger Senor Guano said...

"To big, to big for her top
When are those strings going to pop
Distracting all the surfers
they forget about the tubes
never mind the waves
lets talk about those boobs"
---- Big Top by the Surf Punks

8:32 AM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

THAT'S funny!

(did you finally post somethign new???)

8:35 AM  
Blogger Senor Guano said...

no...to many things...trying to sort them out.

Oh how I need coffee.
I need a quad shot bucket O cafe mocha.

8:41 AM  
Blogger Senor Guano said...

Ok Tanya
Check out my new post when you can.

9:30 AM  
Blogger Lightning Bug's Butt said...

We men have a highly sophisticated and complex formula for assessing boobs.

Don't try to understand it. Just accept the compliment.

10:55 AM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

oooh! bejesus is a compliment.

yah...i knew that. i should've thanked him.

instead i laughed. you men are sooo funny!

11:09 AM  
Blogger tabitha jane said...

i love the term jogbra. thank you for introducing me to it.

also, when i was in college, i went to every single final in my pajamas with no bra. and i am a large c.

11:23 AM  
Blogger tabitha jane said...

ps i love sacramento. i think it is beautiful! my great uncle lives there. he used to work in the capital and gave me the "behind the scenes" tour last time i was there.

if i had to move to california, i'd choose sacramento or san francisco (that's where i got engaged!)

or somewhere near lake tahoe because i LOVE lake tahoe . . .

that's all.

11:25 AM  
Blogger Senor Guano said...

Tabitha....were you in my marketing class in college?

There was a women who did the same thing.

God bless her.

11:26 AM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

Well Tabitha, you and your husband are welcome to stay at my house anytime you want...

weird to say that to someone you barely know but I'm sure Kody will keep his eye on you...

Large C? rub it in...ruuuub it in.

11:48 AM  
Blogger Shananigans said...

Many women wish for larger breasts, but I don’t think they’re as great as everyone makes them out to be. For one, if you want to work out at all they only get in the way and require the strap-down of two sports bras. Not to mention the added strain on your back, and it makes clothes shopping even more impossible. You should feel lucky that you can go braless, and take all the “BeJesus” compliments that go along with it ;)

12:21 PM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

amen sister! My friend staci has VERY large tata's and she hates them. one morning she said she woke up and petted one thinking it was her cat.

not good.

12:46 PM  
Blogger Bahee said...

I guess "BeJesus" is better than "Holy Shit Balls...look at them boobies!" HAHA...stay true tanya kristine...I still believe bras were invented to torture and oppress women around the world. While I do enjoy the "look" of mine perked up and pushed toward the center every now and then, I would rather have a society where every woman could freely choose to sport the African look...let 'em all hang out and sag to the floor.

12:49 PM  
Blogger tabitha jane said...

i agree. large breasts are more of a curse. not only to men stare (ew) but they are painful at times, in the way all the time and it is HORRId to try to find something to wear with them . . .all my shirts end up being too short (yuck! no one wants to see my pastey jiggle belly).
and when you get that hot halter top or incredible dress that you wish you could wear braless . . . it just doesn't work out.

no guan, i wasn't in your marketing class. i have never taken marketing in my life. being a massage student, i might need to eventually though . . .

4:27 PM  
Blogger tabitha jane said...

p.s. i didn't wear a bra in my wedding! :)
hee hee!

but the experience did involve tupe tape (how do you spell tew-pay anyway?)

4:32 PM  
Blogger Travis said...

Yeah, breasteses are soooo overrated ;)

And I say Bejesus, I also say "jeebus".

11:40 PM  

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