Saturday, September 09, 2006

Fat-Ass Arkansas

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/10/us/10weight.html?ei=5065&en=102c873eb1d930af&ex=1158465600&partner=MYWAY&pagewanted=print

The governor, who realizes obesity is a major problem in his state, goes on a diet and loses (NOT an easy feat) 100 POUNDS!

Instead of following example or even encouraging him, he seems to be only appreciated nationally and the fat-asses of arkansas are pissed! The owner of a Soul Food restaurant, hands on her, no doubt, double-wide hips, states "that's fine for him...But he ain’t got to make the whole state lose weight.”

Can you believe this? Kids in the school are demanding "real" food like nachos and cheese. Now, grant it, i LOVES me some nachos & cheese and biscuits & gravy and french fries and oreos, but i KNOW better. so i EAT better. and, on occasion, i will have me somes nachos & cheese and biscuits & gravy and french fries and oreos...that will be my choice.

He even, GOD FORBID, banned smoking indoors...i'm sure teh iron lungs aren't happy about that either.

God i should be president. I'd rule with an iron fist! No more animal products shall be allowed in the US (except my hidden cheese and ice cream in the oval office-hey. that'll be my scandal - not too bad), smoking allowed only in bars!, all streets will be paved for the comfort of rollerbladers! Work weeks will be cut down to 3.5 days and will vary to cover the monday through friday week! All testing will be done on inmates (my republican side) and never again on animals! Driving while drunk on a bike shall be legal again! Marijuana will be legal as will the mass making of hemp products! there shall be 3 presidents: republican, democrat and Independent (i shall play the role of all 3)

Vote for Tanya 2008.

6 Comments:

Blogger Carrie™ said...

I'm on the TK bandwagon!
Hey.
Wait a minute.
I'm not American.
OK, here's a proposal.
Let Canadians vote in the election too! Just imagine the possibilities! If you promise no taxes or duties on Californian wine that we bring across the border, a Victoria Secret store in Canada (believe it or not Toronto doesn't have one), and make supermarkets carry Quorn and Riblets, We'd have to have the same workday set-up to jive with our neighbours anyway so that's a given. And bring Pierre Trudeau back from the dead. This country needs a good ass whoopin' and he's just the guy that can do it. (just until you take over the reins of power)
TK ALL THE WAY! TK ALL THE WAY!

6:32 AM  
Blogger bazu said...

Ok, everyone here has my vote! Let revolutionary Americans and Canadians (and everyone else, for that matter!) join forces!

I've also been following the goings-on in Arkansas. It seems everyone is beginning to look at the school lunch programs around the country... let's hope something comes of this!

10:57 AM  
Blogger Vicki's Vegan Vice said...

Let this comment serve as my vote for you.

11:14 PM  
Blogger pinknest said...

i read that article, and unfortunately, afterwards, it made me crave nachos and cheese and frenchfries and soulfood.

10:32 AM  
Blogger Matt Brand said...

me 2

11:32 AM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

let's seeeee...8 votes, all over the world(i'm grandiose you see) red & blue that makes me a close winner!!

well. i'm afraid of public speaking so maybe not. i'll shoot for 2012.

7:05 AM  

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