Monday, January 22, 2007

bring on the dongs...

well this party was not nearly as fun as i thought it would be. That might be because there was no alcohol!!!

And the hostess of this dildo party was pretty lifeless. you cannot hold molded cocks in your hand and speak in a monotone voice..."cananyonetellmethedifferencebetweena gspot orgasmand avaginal one?"

hello???

The "owner" of the party finally pulled down a near-empty vodka bottle to which i imbibed in one 7up & spirits.

Indiana's version of Smirnoff; but, good enough for me!


Here's me and my friend Dena...nice chin zit Dena...


And here is the magazine Michelle spent hours looking at. I think she was fascinated with the Chocolate Thriller...you nasty girl, you...


After the party we went to BJ's where i had about 4 bites of food and two white russians. ever have a white russian? it's the equivalent to satans water. After that we went to the limelight where i had 4 more satans water and that's when the curtain went down. i hate when i let my hair down that much. well...it's no use crying over spilled milk, or, in my case, white russians...

i spent sunday mostly horizontal. Much to Kody's dismay...speaking of Kody

...becuase i couldn't really keep anything down, an asian pear sounded nice and easy to digest. but after 3 pieces i couldn't down anymore. Guess who ate the REST OF MY ASIAN PEAR?? Kody! how weird is that? he even barked after the first piece becuase he wanted to eat the rest...am i just not feeding him enough?






I'll give him a nice long walk tonight to make up for yesterday...it's hard being my son.

15 Comments:

Blogger buffalodickdy said...

You can't throw a dildo(or any riske') party without booze! People need to be a little, no, alot uninhibited before buying something like that in front of relatives & friends. This was definitely not a person who works in sales!

2:32 PM  
Blogger doggybloggy said...

I agree with BD..but nuff said about that did you buy anything? and anything with alcohol and milk...well you know

4:13 PM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

nah...i was gonna get the gigi but i won't go in to that here.

all the lotions were REALLY nice albeit boring.

yeah...she sucked. i felt bad for the girl having the party. i know that look.

4:28 PM  
Blogger pinknest said...

so it was like a tupperware party!!!

is white russian your drink of choice? you are INSANE!!

4:58 PM  
Blogger fatwonkkid said...

hmm...went to a dildo party...went to BJ's...was horizontal all day....I think we see a growing trend!

By the way, those dildos are way over priced, you can easily get them for half that price.

6:01 PM  
Blogger Michelle Ann said...

It was definitely more interesting to blog about the dildo party than to actually be in attendance...this girl definitely needs a drink when discussing...you know, in mixed company.

9:14 PM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

i know pinknest...it's very rare when idrink them but when i do...i usually get kicked out. they make me think that i'm 21.

smart wonkid..i never even looked at it that way. it wasn't as fun as one would think though ; )

your blog was HILARIOUS MICHELLE!

8:25 AM  
Blogger Beth said...

no booze? WTH? And damn, I wanted lots of pictures of women holding great big dildos and doind stupid stuff with them! Or maybe not so stupid stuff with them..wink, wink....chocolate thunder, huh? sounds very interesting!!

9:01 AM  
Blogger Holly said...

You look so cute in that picture! Nice party, maybe I should look into having one, only mine will have lots of alcohol! LOL

9:40 AM  
Blogger Valerie said...

duuuuuuuuuuuude, I totally missed it! WTF!

11:16 AM  
Blogger Carrieā„¢ said...

Tamirnoff?? (wtf?) In a styrofoam cup. You are all class TK! I went to one of those parties once. It was really wierd. The "product consultant" was a very large lady who was very unsexy and kept telling us it was all about our pleasure. Eeek! I needed a drink. A big one!
White Russians...hmmm...I think I told you my white Russian story. It didn't end well. I much prefer black Russians. Try it TK. Once you go black, you never go back.

As for Kody...how f*cking cute is he? Simon will eat an assortment of fruits and vegetables (even tofu) but won't touch celery, broccoli or cauliflower. He also likes to snatch socks, slippers, etc. and will come and stand in front of me, until I say "What have you got?" then he runs away so I have to chase him. It's great fun for him.

P.S. When you have the black Russian, you have to make sure they include a cherry, preferably two. Eat those last. You'll love it. Trust me!

12:07 PM  
Blogger Vivacious Vegan said...

$153???? That's an insane amount of money. That sales lady should have a full open bar if she expects to sale dildos that expensive.

3:50 PM  
Blogger Sornie said...

An adult toy party should not be hosted by the female version of Ben Stein. Sounds eerily close to a middle school sex-ed class

4:18 PM  
Blogger Aims said...

No booze??? That's no party!
My poor boy's a bit neglected too, I've been laid up with a migraine. I wish it was a hangover!
My sis is in Bangor, Maine btw!

11:52 AM  
Blogger tabitha jane said...

my friends just got a puppy and i have been baby sitting him . . . i LOVE it! sigh . . .

5:35 PM  

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