Monday, January 15, 2007

dieting is a 4 letter word + 2

and that is



I allowed myself drinkie poos saturday; but, as a punishment no food. so i lost a whopping 3 pounds over night. yes. water weight, right? but sunday i tell myself NOT to over-do it so i only gain back two of those blessed 3. and i didn't over-do it; but, i still gained back not only the 3 but also a frustrating 1. what's the math lesson here?

current weight - 3 = joyous occasion.

joyous occasion + 4 = fuck it.

i'm off to get my "forbidden" mocha now...i deserve it.


Blogger funwithyourfood said...

I've gained about 10 lbs after the holidays. I pretty much feel the same as you.


8:20 AM  
Blogger Valerie said...

enjoy your mocha

8:35 AM  
Blogger Steven Novak said...



Seems like another punishment to me. :)


8:48 AM  
Blogger Sornie said...

You could always try the patent-pending Nicole Richie cocaine & vodka diet and follow it up with some intense vomiting. Yummmmmy!

9:34 AM  
Blogger Peter Matthes said...

That's the spirit!

I am going for my grande non-fat, double decaf, extra hot Caramel Macchiato in a venti cup.

On the other hand ... a regular coffee sounds good.

It's the toasted onion bagel with cream cheese that I can't skip.

11:01 AM  
Blogger pinknest said...

the math lesson here is you need to have a little of everything!! i cannot believe you punished yourself with no food. *spank*

11:48 AM  
Blogger Melody said...

Don't ever weigh yourself after a night of drinking!!! Haven't you learned anything so far in this life hehe..

1:53 PM  
Blogger Autumn said...

don't give up. try point counting. works for me (& exercise).

you can do it!

go! go! go!

2:39 PM  
Blogger buffalodickdy said...

You must try the "Drinkers Diet" Have seven drinks and you forget you're fat! Dean Martin circa 1972!

2:42 PM  
Blogger fatwonkkid said...

i am fortunate enough to have a crazy metabolism. one time i went out to dinner and gained 3.5 pounds just from eating and drinking. by morning, I lost 1.5 lbs. After my morning poo, I lost another pound.

Ahhh...I was at my finest!

5:55 PM  
Blogger Nadiah Alwi said...

Agree...what is diet anyway? I looked for it in my dictionary but found no such word.


1:31 AM  
Blogger Dan said...

How about this one?

Beautiful + 10 = Still Beautiful

Beautiful - 10 = Still Beautiful

And here you are quibbling over a few pounds! Cease and desist, Beautiful!

6:01 AM  
Blogger doggybloggy said...

lets see you in an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini...and we can decide for ourselves

10:21 AM  
Blogger Beth said...

You SO deserve it....dieting is the pitts. And I don't mean Brad and angelina....;)

2:13 PM  
Blogger Vicki said...

you're too hard on yourself, tk! enjoy the mocha, throw out the damn scale, & keep on swimming. :o)

10:50 AM  
Blogger Aims said...

I'm giving up with diets too! Enjoy your mocha!

12:50 PM  
Blogger Baba Ganoush said...

I'm doing a great job on my diet for the year. Although I have been in an F-It I'm eating as much ice cream as I want mood the last few days.

Enjoy your mocha though!

2:10 PM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

ahh...thanks everyone for their support. i should've handled this in my 30's...let me be an example for all you youngin's....get in shape now. GET IN SHAPE NOW!

9:09 AM  

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