dieting is a 4 letter word + 2
and that is
fuck
it.
I allowed myself drinkie poos saturday; but, as a punishment no food. so i lost a whopping 3 pounds over night. yes. water weight, right? but sunday i tell myself NOT to over-do it so i only gain back two of those blessed 3. and i didn't over-do it; but, i still gained back not only the 3 but also a frustrating 1. what's the math lesson here?
current weight - 3 = joyous occasion.
joyous occasion + 4 = fuck it.
i'm off to get my "forbidden" mocha now...i deserve it.
fuck
it.
I allowed myself drinkie poos saturday; but, as a punishment no food. so i lost a whopping 3 pounds over night. yes. water weight, right? but sunday i tell myself NOT to over-do it so i only gain back two of those blessed 3. and i didn't over-do it; but, i still gained back not only the 3 but also a frustrating 1. what's the math lesson here?
current weight - 3 = joyous occasion.
joyous occasion + 4 = fuck it.
i'm off to get my "forbidden" mocha now...i deserve it.
posted by Tanya Kristine at 11:05 AM
17 Comments:
hahaha
I've gained about 10 lbs after the holidays. I pretty much feel the same as you.
teddy
enjoy your mocha
Mocha?
Ew...
Seems like another punishment to me. :)
Steve~
You could always try the patent-pending Nicole Richie cocaine & vodka diet and follow it up with some intense vomiting. Yummmmmy!
That's the spirit!
I am going for my grande non-fat, double decaf, extra hot Caramel Macchiato in a venti cup.
On the other hand ... a regular coffee sounds good.
It's the toasted onion bagel with cream cheese that I can't skip.
the math lesson here is you need to have a little of everything!! i cannot believe you punished yourself with no food. *spank*
Don't ever weigh yourself after a night of drinking!!! Haven't you learned anything so far in this life hehe..
don't give up. try point counting. works for me (& exercise).
you can do it!
go! go! go!
You must try the "Drinkers Diet" Have seven drinks and you forget you're fat! Dean Martin circa 1972!
i am fortunate enough to have a crazy metabolism. one time i went out to dinner and gained 3.5 pounds just from eating and drinking. by morning, I lost 1.5 lbs. After my morning poo, I lost another pound.
Ahhh...I was at my finest!
Agree...what is diet anyway? I looked for it in my dictionary but found no such word.
:D
How about this one?
Beautiful + 10 = Still Beautiful
Beautiful - 10 = Still Beautiful
And here you are quibbling over a few pounds! Cease and desist, Beautiful!
lets see you in an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini...and we can decide for ourselves
You SO deserve it....dieting is the pitts. And I don't mean Brad and angelina....;)
you're too hard on yourself, tk! enjoy the mocha, throw out the damn scale, & keep on swimming. :o)
I'm doing a great job on my diet for the year. Although I have been in an F-It I'm eating as much ice cream as I want mood the last few days.
Enjoy your mocha though!
ahh...thanks everyone for their support. i should've handled this in my 30's...let me be an example for all you youngin's....get in shape now. GET IN SHAPE NOW!
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