Did you know...
That publisher companies spend 8 to 10 hours a day searching through blogs to find talent?
I'm bummed becuase they only see my random thoughts like the fact that i called my girlfriend Welly* to tell her that we can meet for dinner tonight and that i'm hopping in the shower right now. She said "yeah...i just got OUT of the shower. I'm standing here naked." I'm like "Oh my God...I'M standing here naked too waiting to go IN to the shower"...and the thought of us both standing there naked on the phone, with nothing sexual intended, was pretty odd.
AND not worthy of publishing...such a shame.
Maybe i should call Playboy...
*again...names changed to protect the sort-of innocent...
I'm bummed becuase they only see my random thoughts like the fact that i called my girlfriend Welly* to tell her that we can meet for dinner tonight and that i'm hopping in the shower right now. She said "yeah...i just got OUT of the shower. I'm standing here naked." I'm like "Oh my God...I'M standing here naked too waiting to go IN to the shower"...and the thought of us both standing there naked on the phone, with nothing sexual intended, was pretty odd.
AND not worthy of publishing...such a shame.
Maybe i should call Playboy...
*again...names changed to protect the sort-of innocent...
posted by Tanya Kristine at 9:03 PM
10 Comments:
Hey TK! I think it's sort of funny how in the US, you can buy alcohol at the grocery store and they ask everyone for ID. They would ask a 85 year old man for ID for a 6-pack.
At the LCBO, we have to check of course. The drinking age here is 19 and the biggest f**ck up I did was on a guy who was 35. I kid you not. He looked young. A guy I work with carded a lady who was 40. It made her day. Be flattered when they ask at a bar. That means you're smokin' baby! Call playboy! Heff would love to have you.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Two naked chicks talking on the phone! That takes care of fantasy no.382 on my rather extensive list!
haha.. call Playboy...
I love it when I get ID'd... but since I rarely buy alcohol it happens less and less. bummer.
I'm one of the editors of Playboy. May I see some photos? I'll need to see those before I can grant you an interview.
HI Carrie@!!! So nice to see you, as always! and really, she only carded me becuase she couldn't see me. like the grocer guy. i look young until youLOOK at me.
that was funny BD. and Dan for that matter...you no tricky me!
Thank you AIms. i do love to make people laugh. i would have been a comedian if it weren't for the fact that i'm really only funny to those that actually know me. hard to get an audience to know you in 5 minutes.
MELODY! Happy New Year!! it's tonight...sadly i think i'm staying home with m yboy. sober. oh well..who wants to ring in the new year hungover?
dan - see above ; ) you can't have two mentions. oh wait....
HAAAAAAAWT!
8 hours? shit i better brush up on my blogging haha
teddy
I'll publish it in my private journals
yeah I would love to see any photos of you that you've got...
Ok nothing sexual was intended, but can we pretend at least?
We need to dress up the story a bit if you're going to be calling Playboy.
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