tidbits #3
I came in late last night and distributed gifts at work to those i love. and cards to those i like. and, immaturely, nothing to those i'm not fond of (it's my right)...
but my favorite Infamous Tanya gift was to one of my most fav's Lynn. She's black; she's hilarious; and, she's fun. I started off her gift with a lovely candle in a terra cotta jar that smells awesome. Then she opened her 2nd gift: Degree deoderant. 3rd: carefree panty liners 4th: christmas ornament from their office tree ( i told her she had to put it back ).
her 5th gift was a lip emollient becuase a few weeks ago she had her very first herpe outbreak on her lip. at 50. on the earth i wrote "this is for obvious reasons..."
by the "Please spread the peas" i wrote "but not your virus : ( "
her last gift was Almays Liquid foundation.
In Ivory.
God I love me sometimes.
In other news, my cubby neighbor cruises the personals and sends me the ones she finds funny. at least i HOPE she's finding it funny and not thinking that's what i'd be looking for!
Contestant #1:
Contestant #2:
finally, Contestant #3...and the reason why i will stay single:
but my favorite Infamous Tanya gift was to one of my most fav's Lynn. She's black; she's hilarious; and, she's fun. I started off her gift with a lovely candle in a terra cotta jar that smells awesome. Then she opened her 2nd gift: Degree deoderant. 3rd: carefree panty liners 4th: christmas ornament from their office tree ( i told her she had to put it back ).
her 5th gift was a lip emollient becuase a few weeks ago she had her very first herpe outbreak on her lip. at 50. on the earth i wrote "this is for obvious reasons..."
by the "Please spread the peas" i wrote "but not your virus : ( "
her last gift was Almays Liquid foundation.
In Ivory.
God I love me sometimes.
In other news, my cubby neighbor cruises the personals and sends me the ones she finds funny. at least i HOPE she's finding it funny and not thinking that's what i'd be looking for!
Contestant #1:
Contestant #2:
finally, Contestant #3...and the reason why i will stay single:
posted by Tanya Kristine at 3:22 PM
15 Comments:
That last one at least knows how to work a camera. Think about it..... if he can cook good vegan food and work a camera, wow you could become an invincible food blogging team. :)
The uni-brow ... isn't that just ?!?
Oh Dori...how forgiving you are!
no vegan either. totally meat eating cologne wearing rico...
o.m.g. i DARE you to go out on a date with this guy. DARE YOU. then blog the whole thing of course.
CHEESEBALL!!!!
what a fucking cheeseball. there were some on there with dead aniamls they just killed.
YES..can i marry you?
holy shit...i love the unibrow guy. and the multi-pictured last guy? he's classic personal ad material. you know he totally thinks he's hot shit!
THAT's it! thnks he's hot shit. and he might be if he didn't have 27 pictures with near the same pose.
So many men...so little mistletoe. Pace yourself Sparky; it's a marathon not a sprint. :)
lol... oy..
ewwwwwwwwww
like ummm....gag me with a spoon!
I like Dori's perspective! She's so positive. Maybe you should call #3. I showed the pics to Marty and he liked #3. He thought he looked like a good guy. WTF? What kind of normal guy posts 30 pics of himself from shots he snapped in a mirror? Does he not have one single friend who could take ONE decent pic of him? YUCK YUCK YUCK.
I think #2 is going to give me nightmares. He's wayyyy creepy.
You crack me up! The last guy deserves credit for trying!
The unibrow guy though takes the cake...that's the most unusual uni I've seen.
-Crystal
will you please go on this date already. it will be genius.
actually i think i WILL go on dates with all these guys and then blog about it.
Oh TK do it!! That would so out-do the ivory make-up! (which totally cracked me up by the way)
You're so bad. I love it.
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