Crap

I have inner knee pain!  I think I might need new shoes so i'm going to Fleet Feet to get some.  And i'm thinking ix-nay on the ennis-tay until my ee-nay eals-hay.  hey!  that was pretty ood-gay!  (hahaha...i say 'gay')

Why is it, when i ride my bike straight as an arrow for 4 miles, do I get all wobbly and crazy when trying to maneuver my way between a telephone pole and a fire hydrant?  I have plenty of room but tell my brain that...