Toe Stamp
My girlfriend, who we'll call Welly, has a toenail that looks like a postage stamp on a letter:
Don't you agree?
Don't you agree?
posted by Tanya Kristine at 8:37 PM
I live in California but always dream of living in the mountains or back east. Maine preferrably. but Tahoe most likely. I have a hundred pound dog whom i adore and i'd say vice-versa but he's very selfish. : ) i think i did that. I don't eat meat anymore because factory farming is destroying our lives. And, of course, I don't think animals like to be eaten.
posted by Tanya Kristine at 8:37 PM
11 Comments:
Would it be too rude to say I think it looks like a strange dildo?
Trish, I think that is not rude.
Tanya, why did you draw a strange dildo that is pretending to be a big toe?
i think that is hilarious~
Mmm...dildo.
For those of you who don't know what a dildo is, I give you the definitions and show how it can be used in a sentence:
1. Dildo - City in Newfoundland, Canada
2. dildo - a fake penis used by women and men who like to take it up the ass.
Usually made to be much larger than a normal penis.
3. dildo - sometimes confused with a lightsaber, the Jedi Counsil denies the claim. "We promise, these are only used as weapons, not ass toys!" - Jedi Master Yoda
4. dildo - Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation."
Now and example of it's use in several sentences:
"Carla shrieked and threw down her mother's purse in disgust after finding a dildo in there"
"I can fit five dildos in my ass at one time!", explained Dick Cheney with utter joy.
"George Bush is such a dildo"
i've heard of the last one before ; )
how did i know you'd address this issue anyway?
Trish started it.
Geez....I must be bored!!!
I came upon a vibrating dildo on the stairs in this building over a year ago. I was walking up from another floor and saw it. Took two steps back and realized I could hear it humming. I must have interupted someone. Damn freaky.
I quickly exited the stairwell. I let someone else find that thang and report it or whatever.
Yep...I think I agree....
It's only Monday and the conversation is dildo's.
geez
haha! Dildos are funny. Trying to erase mental picture of Dick Cheney...
IT'S A TOE, IT'S A TOE!!!
I swear...
it's an uber long toe at that.
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