Saturday, June 25, 2005

Toe Stamp

My girlfriend, who we'll call Welly, has a toenail that looks like a postage stamp on a letter:



Don't you agree?

12 Comments:

Blogger trish said...

Would it be too rude to say I think it looks like a strange dildo?

4:14 AM  
Blogger Senor Guano said...

Trish, I think that is not rude.

Tanya, why did you draw a strange dildo that is pretending to be a big toe?

8:29 AM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

i think that is hilarious~

Mmm...dildo.

9:14 AM  
Blogger Senor Guano said...

For those of you who don't know what a dildo is, I give you the definitions and show how it can be used in a sentence:

1. Dildo - City in Newfoundland, Canada

2. dildo - a fake penis used by women and men who like to take it up the ass.
Usually made to be much larger than a normal penis.

3. dildo - sometimes confused with a lightsaber, the Jedi Counsil denies the claim. "We promise, these are only used as weapons, not ass toys!" - Jedi Master Yoda

4. dildo - Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation."



Now and example of it's use in several sentences:

"Carla shrieked and threw down her mother's purse in disgust after finding a dildo in there"

"I can fit five dildos in my ass at one time!", explained Dick Cheney with utter joy.

"George Bush is such a dildo"

11:15 AM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

i've heard of the last one before ; )

how did i know you'd address this issue anyway?

11:17 AM  
Blogger Senor Guano said...

Trish started it.

Geez....I must be bored!!!

I came upon a vibrating dildo on the stairs in this building over a year ago. I was walking up from another floor and saw it. Took two steps back and realized I could hear it humming. I must have interupted someone. Damn freaky.
I quickly exited the stairwell. I let someone else find that thang and report it or whatever.

11:21 AM  
Blogger GlitterGlamGirl05 said...

Yep...I think I agree....

11:40 AM  
Blogger Senor Guano said...

It's only Monday and the conversation is dildo's.

geez

2:19 PM  
Blogger Shananigans said...

haha! Dildos are funny. Trying to erase mental picture of Dick Cheney...

10:06 AM  
Blogger PapaPeters said...

hmmm is a vibrating Dildo actually fall in the catagory of Vibrator or do they overlap? I guess the question is can a dildo be both a dildo and a vibrator? And TK never answered why she drew one in the first place.

2:06 AM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

IT'S A TOE, IT'S A TOE!!!

I swear...

6:57 AM  
Blogger tabitha jane said...

it's an uber long toe at that.

2:37 PM  

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