oooh...
...cleavage shot JUST for our LBB.
I rode my bike in this morning and wished I had my camera to get some gorgeous shots. It was a beautiful and chilly morning. I had my biker shorts on, you know, the ones with the built in diaper? (They might look stupid but they'll come in handy after work when we're partying and I don't feel like getting up to use the restroom) I bought them back in the 80's when i was a size 6 and I don't remember them looking so unbelievably frightful but sure as shit...maybe it's because they're black and yellow. Probably doesn't help that my workout top is a spandex long-sleeved black turtleneck which both together made me look like a fat New England Bumble bee.
Then about a mile from work I start getting a blinding headache. I'm freaking out becuase an ambulance would take forever to find us and I'm pretty sure aneurysms are quite quick. (I'm a hypochondriac too - another bad habit) It's worse when I'm leaning down, better when I'm sitting straight up. Hmm...I figure out it's just my helmet. It's too friggin tight. When I take it off I have major lines in my forehead like a total nerd. Phew...crisis averted (or is it diverted?)
Today is only Thursday. Crap. But after work I reward myself with cocktails and cribbage and chums. yay! "aahbanadaaah!"...($5 to anyone who knows where that last word comes from)
posted by Tanya Kristine at 10:58 AM
27 Comments:
Fellow cyclist, you failed to mention that even in your bumblebee attire and the temple-squishing helmet, a former co-worker still recognized you on the bike trail. Your charms radiate even disguised amidst nature.
thank you Ms. Bahee...actually he's no one i know...someone sent me that a long time ago and it was so funny i kept it. who knew it'd come in handy??
aww...thanks peng...they only recognize me becuase i'm with you...
I can't believe I fell for that picture again. I have seen it before.
Damn I have not had my coffee yet.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i haven't ridden my bike to school in a long time . . . hmmm . . . maybe next week.
i don't have school next week!
that pic was awesome by the way!
what?! it's only thursday?!?
Oh lord it is only Thursday......
I need a starbucks I.V.
haha! I send your wife lots of love...
i thought you were gone. i may not talk to you much but i know when you're here adn when you're not.
i'm jealous.
thats the best butt cleavage ive seen in awhile, lol.
Lmao! Nice one!
i don't keep track of days anymore, now that i'm a kept woman. just holler at me when the godiva delivery arrives.
Luuckyyy!
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Ah, yes...nothing like a little ass cleavage to brighten up the day.
As promised (threatened) here's TK's real kitchen. Needs more than paint.
http://pengshway.blogspot.com/
seriously, i have been to coffee every day this week!! it took three shots of espresso to get me through yesterday.
i. am. suffering.
and it is finals week. (i should have taken today off of work so i could study, but i am a chronic overachiever).
chronic over-achiever. wish i had some o'dat!
i wish i could help you Tabs but i'm off for a beer...peng and i will cheer to you in hopes you do fabby on your finals!
thanks! i might go out for a drink after the final anyway . . . it's sort of a tradition we've been starting with my class. during midterms we were in and out of the bar after drinking our drinks and paying in 8 minutes! one guy even had time to guzzle down two!
then we had to go back to class . . . we were all happy and smiley after that though :)
I thank you. And my soldier thanks you.
Ah, what the heck? Who's that little kid?
I fell right into that one! Damn your cleverness, Tanya. From now on I will read the whole post before responding.
Tanya, my kitchen. Enjoy!!
Can I come have a beer with you???
Valerie's Kitchen
F-ing hell... I spit out a mouthful of 18 year old scotch. I cannot afford to keep coming here!
VALERIE!!! your kitchen is gorgeous. i officially invite myself over for a lovely dinner! On me!
LBB: my hearts a glow for fooling YOU! could my day get any better?
why yes it can! Becuase i made someone spit scotch! Can yoooou claim that one???
OMG, that is hilarious!
What's wrong w/ looking like you are from Mass? LOL.
well you're the first one who's even asked...
"haabaanaadaaa" is from Everybody Loves Raymond. It's teh chinese woman saying Have a nice day....
you had to be there.
that fly guy is WAAAAAAAAY cool!!! i'm going to your site to thank you ...
Tanya, Thank you. You are welcomed anytime. Just let me know then next time you're in the Bay Area!
Talk about funny and clever! This is the be all and end all, Tanya. I'm definitely coming back for more. And thanks for stopping in today. :-)
yay! cribbage!
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