Thursday, June 23, 2005

oooh...



...cleavage shot JUST for our LBB.

I rode my bike in this morning and wished I had my camera to get some gorgeous shots. It was a beautiful and chilly morning. I had my biker shorts on, you know, the ones with the built in diaper? (They might look stupid but they'll come in handy after work when we're partying and I don't feel like getting up to use the restroom) I bought them back in the 80's when i was a size 6 and I don't remember them looking so unbelievably frightful but sure as shit...maybe it's because they're black and yellow. Probably doesn't help that my workout top is a spandex long-sleeved black turtleneck which both together made me look like a fat New England Bumble bee.


Then about a mile from work I start getting a blinding headache. I'm freaking out becuase an ambulance would take forever to find us and I'm pretty sure aneurysms are quite quick. (I'm a hypochondriac too - another bad habit) It's worse when I'm leaning down, better when I'm sitting straight up. Hmm...I figure out it's just my helmet. It's too friggin tight. When I take it off I have major lines in my forehead like a total nerd. Phew...crisis averted (or is it diverted?)

Today is only Thursday. Crap. But after work I reward myself with cocktails and cribbage and chums. yay! "aahbanadaaah!"...($5 to anyone who knows where that last word comes from)

35 Comments:

Blogger Bahee said...

OMG!!!!! Tanya that is the funniest shit I have seen in a LONG time and I laughed out loud...caused my fellow cubie neighbor to look up. Who is that darling little boy?

8:36 AM  
Blogger Park Gnome said...

Fellow cyclist, you failed to mention that even in your bumblebee attire and the temple-squishing helmet, a former co-worker still recognized you on the bike trail. Your charms radiate even disguised amidst nature.

8:43 AM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

thank you Ms. Bahee...actually he's no one i know...someone sent me that a long time ago and it was so funny i kept it. who knew it'd come in handy??

aww...thanks peng...they only recognize me becuase i'm with you...

8:47 AM  
Blogger Senor Guano said...

I can't believe I fell for that picture again. I have seen it before.
Damn I have not had my coffee yet.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

8:59 AM  
Blogger tabitha jane said...

i haven't ridden my bike to school in a long time . . . hmmm . . . maybe next week.

i don't have school next week!

that pic was awesome by the way!

what?! it's only thursday?!?

9:05 AM  
Blogger Senor Guano said...

Oh lord it is only Thursday......
I need a starbucks I.V.

9:07 AM  
Blogger barbieluvsu8181 said...

BUMBLE BEE TUNA!!! haha! I love those pics by the way! Good job! :-)

9:18 AM  
Blogger captain_howdy_girl said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Funny post today TK!

9:36 AM  
Blogger tlbigdog said...

It's only Thurday! That sucks....wait, I have today off. What a beautiful day.

10:11 AM  
Blogger tlbigdog said...

Damn!! Looks like I spoke too soon. In a matter of 30 seconds flat, the honeydoo list was created and this beautiful day just lost 3 hours.
I want to come into work now.

10:16 AM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

haha! I send your wife lots of love...

i thought you were gone. i may not talk to you much but i know when you're here adn when you're not.

i'm jealous.

10:22 AM  
Blogger Beans said...

thats the best butt cleavage ive seen in awhile, lol.

10:58 AM  
Blogger Nics said...

Lmao! Nice one!

11:49 AM  
Blogger rebecca marie said...

i don't keep track of days anymore, now that i'm a kept woman. just holler at me when the godiva delivery arrives.

12:02 PM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

Luuckyyy!

12:17 PM  
Blogger Park Gnome said...

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12:57 PM  
Blogger NWJR said...

Ah, yes...nothing like a little ass cleavage to brighten up the day.

1:54 PM  
Blogger Park Gnome said...

As promised (threatened) here's TK's real kitchen. Needs more than paint.
http://pengshway.blogspot.com/

2:50 PM  
Blogger tabitha jane said...

seriously, i have been to coffee every day this week!! it took three shots of espresso to get me through yesterday.
i. am. suffering.

and it is finals week. (i should have taken today off of work so i could study, but i am a chronic overachiever).

2:50 PM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

chronic over-achiever. wish i had some o'dat!

i wish i could help you Tabs but i'm off for a beer...peng and i will cheer to you in hopes you do fabby on your finals!

3:07 PM  
Blogger tabitha jane said...

thanks! i might go out for a drink after the final anyway . . . it's sort of a tradition we've been starting with my class. during midterms we were in and out of the bar after drinking our drinks and paying in 8 minutes! one guy even had time to guzzle down two!
then we had to go back to class . . . we were all happy and smiley after that though :)

3:20 PM  
Blogger Lightning Bug's Butt said...

I thank you. And my soldier thanks you.

4:40 PM  
Blogger Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Ah, what the heck? Who's that little kid?

4:40 PM  
Blogger Lightning Bug's Butt said...

I fell right into that one! Damn your cleverness, Tanya. From now on I will read the whole post before responding.

4:41 PM  
Blogger Valerie said...

Tanya, my kitchen. Enjoy!!

Can I come have a beer with you???

Valerie's Kitchen

4:55 PM  
Blogger Dave Morris said...

F-ing hell... I spit out a mouthful of 18 year old scotch. I cannot afford to keep coming here!

6:02 PM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

VALERIE!!! your kitchen is gorgeous. i officially invite myself over for a lovely dinner! On me!

LBB: my hearts a glow for fooling YOU! could my day get any better?

why yes it can! Becuase i made someone spit scotch! Can yoooou claim that one???

7:23 PM  
Blogger PapaPeters said...

wow I was suddenly embarrassed in my computer lab with strict rules(the army doesn't like girly pics) haha but it turns out I had a whole group of army guys laughing about that one funny as always plus your interview is up you to peng I think I wrote ping on my site though sorry.

3:49 AM  
Blogger GlitterGlamGirl05 said...

OMG, that is hilarious!

What's wrong w/ looking like you are from Mass? LOL.

8:10 AM  
Blogger Potted-flower said...

Bumblebees rock. And yes, it has diverted. If you get stabbing pains in your leg in the next hour it means someone is stabbing you in the leg...hmm... I know where that word comes from. You. $5 please...

I don't know...

9:10 AM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

well you're the first one who's even asked...

"haabaanaadaaa" is from Everybody Loves Raymond. It's teh chinese woman saying Have a nice day....

you had to be there.

that fly guy is WAAAAAAAAY cool!!! i'm going to your site to thank you ...

9:15 AM  
Blogger Valerie said...

Tanya, Thank you. You are welcomed anytime. Just let me know then next time you're in the Bay Area!

12:21 PM  
Blogger vicki said...

Talk about funny and clever! This is the be all and end all, Tanya. I'm definitely coming back for more. And thanks for stopping in today. :-)

5:08 PM  
Blogger j2 said...

yay! cribbage!

1:13 PM  
Blogger Potted-flower said...

no problem.

9:56 AM  

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