TMI
nothing like starting your day out with a little pap smear! YAY! "could you skooch just a little closer? ...a little more, more, mooooore...there!"
I think she wanted to wear my pooter on her nose.
I hate those things. Talk about being completely vunerable and experiencing humility, embarrassement and worry all at once. Crap! i forgot to shave! And i worked out and didn't have time to shower!!! Shit, shit, shit!
And why am i always so very cautious about letting my robe open? It's not like she didn't just see all my glory a few minutes ago.
I guess i'm just shy that way...
See? everyone was right...today IS a much better day....
I think she wanted to wear my pooter on her nose.
I hate those things. Talk about being completely vunerable and experiencing humility, embarrassement and worry all at once. Crap! i forgot to shave! And i worked out and didn't have time to shower!!! Shit, shit, shit!
And why am i always so very cautious about letting my robe open? It's not like she didn't just see all my glory a few minutes ago.
I guess i'm just shy that way...
See? everyone was right...today IS a much better day....
posted by Tanya Kristine at 10:05 AM
17 Comments:
Booo to the speculum and annual-humiliation-in-the-doctors-office day. Did you at least get a lolly before you left?
damn...not a good follow-up to a crappy monday. Sorry! My least favorite thing about the dreaded pap is how she always tries to talk to me while she's in there. i know she's trying to ease my mind, but I'd prefer a get in-get out approach.
And since its a TMI day, I must let you know that I once had a gyno who talked to my cervix. Yes, I shit you not, she was like, "Oh hello little cervix. how are you today?"
Ugh! I HATE the talking while the speculum is in. You know what? I'm not feeling particularly chatty at that moment.
I'm convinced the talking is making it take longer. Which is NOT cool.
ohmygod...that is frickn' hiLARious! i think i'd laugh and pop that sucker out!
and then i'd ask to see his/her medical license...
you should have gotten a sticker (like when you get a shot they say "be nice to me, i've been shot") that said, "be nice to me, i've had a pap."
they are the WORST! well, maybe the "rectal check" is worse . . .
btw, i can't drink papst beer (PBR) because it sounds like "pap smear"
honest to god, i am not lying. that is why i wont drink it.
oh, and it tastes like shit.
better than tasting like paps.
hahahaaa...i funny today.
i think i will get a shirt made with that on it...
and i DID have the worst done to me today. i just didn't feel right about posting it...a little TOO much TMI.
OMG, I'm dying over here. I can't breath.
Oh how I would hate to be a women!
I think any guy that gets a sex change to be become a women should get the whole enchalada. Nasty doc visits, spotting, cramps etc etc etc etc.
You all have to put up with a lot.
Nooooooooooooooo fun!
that made me laugh that i made YOU laugh!
yeah being a woman has it's good points, but men get paid more.
i heard a joke once, a woman gets home and finds a note on the fridge from her husband... "snookums, someone from gyno college called. they said 'pabst beer is fine'"
At least it was a "she"...its the "he" that get me all worked up.
My wife just had one of those; she hated it.
I would have done something special for her if I wasn't on crutches. I guess letting her talk about it was special. I mean, after hearing about it, I can't imagine too many guys who'd want to.
TJ: both great reasons not to drink that nasty stuff.
gd: word. nasty.
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and when they don't warm up the "equipment" first! ack!
Wow. And I though us men had it bad with the "turn your head and cough while I get to second base with your junk" procedure.
Plus, I turn 40 in about 4 years, and I'm told there's another particular humiliating procedure that I'll be undergoing every year. Not really looking forward to that. To quote Chevy Chase in the movie Fletch: "You using the whole fist, doc?"
I hate them too, I find a good drink beforehand helps...
ryan! you've ruined cream cheese for me forever!
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