First Magazine
I LOVE First Magazine. it's cheap, full of articles geared for the ADD adult and, after you've finished reading the ton of "useful" info, the end of the mag has games & puzzles. Again, perfect for the ADD adult.
After about the 78th copy I've read, I noticed they always have a "Health Alert" section. It dawned on me this morning as i felt compelled to take a potassium tablet because of the article i had read earlier about potassium deficiency (PD) and, oddly enough, I had all the symptoms of PD.
Which reminded me of the time i realized i had to give up flouride because that probably has been what my problem was...flouride poisoning as i had all those symptoms as well.
and zinc deficiency...and overload of vegetable oil...and pesticide exposure...and dust mites...and...well you get the idea...
So i gathered 5 random copies i had laying around of First and here are the symptoms listed each week in the little "symptom box":
Unexplained Fatigue
Headaches
Dizziness
Depression
Weight Gain
Brain Fog
Food cravings
Umm...who does not have these pretty much on a daily basis? I think they might be tom foolering me...
After about the 78th copy I've read, I noticed they always have a "Health Alert" section. It dawned on me this morning as i felt compelled to take a potassium tablet because of the article i had read earlier about potassium deficiency (PD) and, oddly enough, I had all the symptoms of PD.
Which reminded me of the time i realized i had to give up flouride because that probably has been what my problem was...flouride poisoning as i had all those symptoms as well.
and zinc deficiency...and overload of vegetable oil...and pesticide exposure...and dust mites...and...well you get the idea...
So i gathered 5 random copies i had laying around of First and here are the symptoms listed each week in the little "symptom box":
Unexplained Fatigue
Headaches
Dizziness
Depression
Weight Gain
Brain Fog
Food cravings
Umm...who does not have these pretty much on a daily basis? I think they might be tom foolering me...
11 Comments:
Argh, i keep trying to post and i get nixed!
If this makes it, i will be thrilled...
Mags tend to repeat themselves
repeat themselves
repeat themselves
I used to read COSMOPOLITAN but i started to notice over the years that it was always the same few topics being rehashed.
I still read it on occasion tho :o)
Yeah, I think they got your goat.
Every single person I know has those daily symptoms. I'm the queen of those symptoms myself.
symptom box - i love it!!!
I get that once and a while. It's called a HANGOVER.
hahahaaa....yes, i'm addicted. it's really crap info but i love crap.
you're just a queen period.
slinky. slinky.
HAHAHA! that's classic. i love you carrie. yer my girl...
Stupid magazines. I only read them in the crapper. I have those symptoms just about every day, maybe I'm on my deathbed and don't know it.
or as americans, none of us get the vitamins we need.
i'm back!!! missed you!
whaaa....these happen not just every day, but all at once. throw in minor heart attack as well. that happened to me today. i swear.
you're pretty sharp!
Same symptoms, different name... I wonder if this is a cousin of same sh't, different day.
You always make me laugh! I have a friend who is paranoid about stuff like that. Her and her mom didn't have a microwave for like 10 yrs because of the radio waves...
Kleo is so right- I am so sick of Cosmo- it is the same thing over and over again...
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