i only LOOK dumb
Last night i pulled a couple of plates off a table and they both had quite a bit of meat on it. So loving my doggies the way i do, and not wanting the poor animal that gave it's life for these greedy fucks to simply go to waste, i thought i'd just box it up and let it provide sustenance for my babies (sorry...got a little political there).
i took it to the back, grabbed a to-go box and picked the meat off the plate in to the box. One of the other waitresses glanced over while i was doing this and exclaimed "Oh no! You don't EVER use your fingers!!"
"Uuuh, really? You think that would bother them if they knew i was bagging their leftovers with my fingers?"
you know...i only LOOK dumb...
i took it to the back, grabbed a to-go box and picked the meat off the plate in to the box. One of the other waitresses glanced over while i was doing this and exclaimed "Oh no! You don't EVER use your fingers!!"
"Uuuh, really? You think that would bother them if they knew i was bagging their leftovers with my fingers?"
you know...i only LOOK dumb...
posted by Tanya Kristine at 9:09 AM
14 Comments:
i hate that other waitress! she's always giving me a hard time! ;)
even sadder is Leo (the owner) introduced us and said "tanya is an older version of you" to Susan.
that was a little painful.
i think your dogs would be appalled to know that you touched their meat with your fingers! b/c i'm sure they've never licked your fingers, or your face, your feet, etc.
aaaaaaaaaahhhhh work politics expand into every area of life . . . why can't we just get away?!?!?!?
what a beyotch!
Yo'ure not fucking retarded. You only ACT like it sometimes. Jeeezzz. ;)
Love you mama! You can touch my food if you want. But you have to wash your hands first. :)
i want my food manhandled.
aaah...my funny, funny blogger friends.
clevah...youre all clevah!
take the higher road. pity her--she has nothing better to do than criticize you for THAT?
i didnt' write that right. i meant she thought i was bagging the food for CUSOTMERS!
Although ADS i know you knew what i meant becuase you wer being funny...ha ha. ha.
I once had a cashier handle cash and then put her hands on a bread roll right in front of the customer. With tongs lying right next to the toaster. Man, it’s fun to be the manager when customers wanna speak to the manager.
Next time don’t use your hands but just sneeze a big booger on the food before you close the box up and act like you’re taking it out to the customer.
LOL! U never know with people... How well does she know you? SHe might have thought u were in a hurry :)
I've watched a girl make a sandwich with gloves on, then handle money with the gloves on, then make another sandwich, while wearing the same gloves... I don't like to touch meat, even if it's for my doggie. But I would bag it up for her too.
Oy. Some people!
Oh, Shannon has the right idea!
lol...
although, I have seen a number of servers pack up leftovers with dirty hands.. seriously, I think waiting tables has turned me off to eating out big time. I've seen the MANAGER of the restaurant pick a steak out of the trash (when a server accidentally threw out leftovers) and send it home with someone.
On a different note, I've been a passive aggresive server.. I had the biggest ASSHOLE of a customer once... this guy took the cake out of 6 years of this.. he was HORRIBLE.. I took his leftover steak and poured a bottle of tobasco on it. hehe. He was such a total prick.
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