Wednesday, February 28, 2007

a secret...

Wanna know how to make me feel insignificant AND old?

Last night in class this woman came looking for me on break. As i was walking by she yelled "Trish!" Why i stopped and looked is beyond me...i just assume any yelling of a name that begins with "T" is about me.

And it was.

Then she handed me a magazine called More. For women over 40.

Uumm....I still read Shape, you bitch.

18 Comments:

Blogger tabitha jane said...

mmmm i used to subscribe to shape. and then i realized i spent more time reading it than actually doing the shapey things inside . . . sorry you feel old trish . . . uh i mean tanya. :)

10:35 AM  
Blogger Angel said...

What a b$#@%!!!!!! You should have given her the Shape and said, "Looks like you need this more than me."

12:08 PM  
Blogger Tanya Kristine said...

isn't that funny? i know she was trying to be nice but it's my blog and i can swear if i want to...

1:27 PM  
Blogger KleoPatra said...

i've seen that "MORE" and i like it even LESS now.

6:35 PM  
Blogger Matt Brand said...

I thought you read Playgirl?

8:54 PM  
Blogger pinknest said...

i know more! there is nothing wrong with more. but i like beth's idea.

9:30 PM  
Blogger buffalodick said...

Wait 'til you get your first application to AARP. They start sending it while you're still in your forties...

3:25 AM  
Blogger Shananigans said...

Beeyotch!

Happy (belated) birthday by the way!

10:14 AM  
Blogger urban vegan said...

Ha! And I still shop at Forever 21 [for some things--staples] even though I want to start my own store called Almost 42.

2:00 PM  
Blogger Just call me Orangie said...

Sorry Trish, I feel old when I can get let into a club without having an ID checked, and I'm only 14!

2:32 PM  
Blogger Senor Guano said...

You don't look like a Trish.
Trish's are usually
1) Blonde
2) Shorter
3) and they wear those stupid oversized sun glasses (see Paris Hilton)

3:00 PM  
Blogger Carrieā„¢ said...

Shape? Are you kidding me? You must be ancient. I read Archie.

11:53 PM  
Blogger Dan said...

Ouch. That's low!

Screw her. Hop over to my blog and let's shake our booties and celebrate the weekend. (Stay with my video, my very first, and crank the volume ... it ends with a vegan plug.)

2:04 PM  
Blogger Paulo said...

Nice. Thanks
Paulo
PORTUGAL

6:19 PM  
Blogger Vicki's Vegan Vice said...

sorry, tk, she obviously has no clue whatsoever.

7:17 AM  
Blogger Autumn said...

i stick with teen beat.

9:15 AM  
Blogger Sornie said...

Ouch! My wife gets Shape too. Odd coincidence.

5:58 PM  
Blogger funwithyourfood said...

LOL!!

8:22 PM  

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