My daughter?

Here's an email exchange between me and Megan's supposed mother:

Megan's Supposed Mother:

you would be so proud of my daughter . we were at the grocery store in the floral department when she ripped out the biggest "TANYA" burp. People looked up from their shopping to see where it came from . I hid and my jaw fell to the floor. I thought it was Freaky Friday and you had taken over her body. Have you recently become a very sweet, demure calm young lady in the last few days.?GIVE ME MY DAUGHTER BACK!!!!

Me:

THAT'S what's wrong with me! hahahahaha...i'm telling you; if i didn't witness her birth, i'd say she WAS mine.

Megan's Supposed Mother:

I think it was all that burping you did to my belly when I was pregnant. Most people sing to the unborn. She was technically living with you before her arrival. Just before her burps enter the earth's atmosphere she does the whole gulp, push up with the chin, and out motion method you are classically known for. Unbelievable. You must be so proud...

And for your visual, here is my little protege...

Best little girl in the whole wide world... : )