I suck royal dick
I called in sick today because i celebrated too much last night. It's the first day my boss is back from her vaca too. She's so good to me and I do this to her...i HATE myself. If i were a house elf, I'd hit me in the head a hundred times.
And the reason i'm so mad at myself is today happened to be the day my work decides to push out the Encryption process. It was supposed to be Monday...maybe Tuesday. I think they WAITED for me to call in to do this...and my staff is spoiled. They never have to do anything...they just call me crying and i go running. So even though they have instructions written for 2nd graders, they still want me there to do it.
I sent out an email written for pre-schoolers putting the responsibility BACK on the users to ease my pain. Michelle said I reminded her of the computer guy from SNL...hahaha
http://www.vidstogo.com/player.php?vfname=burnsanniston&ext=wmv
Oh...and the reason why I was celebrating? I was promoted to Staff. yes..me...a STAFF!
And the reason i'm so mad at myself is today happened to be the day my work decides to push out the Encryption process. It was supposed to be Monday...maybe Tuesday. I think they WAITED for me to call in to do this...and my staff is spoiled. They never have to do anything...they just call me crying and i go running. So even though they have instructions written for 2nd graders, they still want me there to do it.
I sent out an email written for pre-schoolers putting the responsibility BACK on the users to ease my pain. Michelle said I reminded her of the computer guy from SNL...hahaha
http://www.vidstogo.com/player.php?vfname=burnsanniston&ext=wmv
Oh...and the reason why I was celebrating? I was promoted to Staff. yes..me...a STAFF!
posted by Tanya Kristine at 12:21 PM
16 Comments:
Sounds like somebody may be a bit of a boozehound... hmmm. Did you happen to rub elbows with SATAN?!?
Alright, I really can't channel the churchlady so I give up.
i thought you did quite well..hahaha.....
Congrats on your promotion.
They all survived and I made the supervisors deal with the issue...that's why they make the big bucks and have the fancy titles.
And your email response to the staff had me on the floor. LOL! Classic...
Anyone who sucks dick with a hangover is OK in my book... What a trooper!
Your Annoying Friend,
The Buff
P.S. Congrats on the promotion- don't "blow" it...
Congratulations on the promotion!! If you are indeed making the big bucks, as Michelle says, you can start to really consider purchasing that house in South Carolina.
OMG....I didn't know THAT is what you did for a living! You are Nick Burns the computor guy? TK, that is hysterical and to this day Randy tells me to "MOVE" when I screw up our pc or ask a stupid question. I love that skit so much:-)
I bet you can really intimidating as the computor gal!
Yep, I quit my job and I have no plans to find another one any time soon. Right now my only plans consist of going out to Cali for a long-ass vacation. My parents are heading up to the Sacramento area the 19th - 22nd for a ridiculous cocker spaniel get together and somehow I've agreed to go along for the ride (they did woo me with the promise of visiting the Farm Santuary on Monday). Instead of dying a slow death perhaps you could save me and we could hook up that weekend.
did I forget to tell you that I am royalty.....well I am....
I read michelles comment and thought it said big bucks and fancy titties....LOL
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i would suck on something else.. like a popstick, rootbeer kind... but dick.. blah. lol.
congrats! lol
You get a promotion then promptly go and celebrate it to an extent that forces you to call in sick the next day. That's a total Sully move. Good work.
congrats T!
congrats on the promotion! Hey, its always nice to have a day off now and again--hope you enjoyed it ;)
push out the encryption process? that sounds gross.
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