Thursday, March 22, 2007

Who's particular?

For those of you in the know (i.e. “Are You My Mother” readers), you may recall my posts regarding a certain co-worker who shall remain nameless (KATHI*) that takes great pleasure in issuing me daily fashion citations. (As Kathi's punishment, i shall post the infamous eye-closed picture of her)

So what if i'm not perfect? So what if I choose to wear black shoes, black pants and blue trouser socks?

Am I hurting people? Besides their eyes, i mean?


But what DOES hurt, is a woman who dresses as though she were a stateswoman and not a state employee.

case in point: who the FUCK wears HALF SOCKS???

I didn't even know they MADE half socks. I thought maybe she cut a pair of normal ones (something I, as a walking fashion faux pas, would do); but, nooooo....someone actually MAKES half socks for Mule shoes...

Well, can take your half socks and your mule shoes and run away like a little girl, because I have these new, hot specs...(which she approved of)

you likey? (it's important to lie if you don't...these were expensive)

*I should mention she reads my blog, so, i know you all want to rip her another asshole for being so mean to me :) but don't. HI KATHI!


Blogger Michelle Ann said...

To Ms Kathi: Wearing the face of envy is the biggest fashion faux pas of them all. Don't be hating on Ms Tanya's couture!

9:31 AM  
Blogger doggybloggy said...

Tanya is so pretty she could wear anything and still be the belle of the kathi can take her half sock and put them somewhere

11:24 AM  
Blogger Vanessa said...

LOVE the new glasses!

11:36 AM  
Blogger Vivacious Vegan said...

oh the foot socks - it gets worse. check out this link...

Look at the glacell foot ring.

You can't really see it that well in the picture but you'll get the idea. i saw them at target. maybe if you hop on over there you can snag yourself a pair and make kathi jealous. heh heh.

glasses look awesome. i love them.

12:29 PM  
Blogger Valerie said...

Do you live under a rock TK? When's the last time you shopped for hoisery? WAKE UP SUNSHINE! I have socks for JUST the tips of my toes. Imagine THAT!

4:07 PM  
Blogger Beth said...


You are SOOOOO cute! And I LOVE the glasses. soryy, but I will add Kathi's name to my "ass kickin" list!!! ;)

why not just go barefoot? Half socks? I don't get it...

6:25 PM  
Blogger pinknest said...

those foot socks are vile and i truly do not understand the necessity to wear them.

love your glasses. yes yes.

6:31 PM  
Blogger KleoPatra said...

Ha! That's for your co-worker. Bizarre sox, among other serious problems there.

But i digress. You are beautiful. Love the spectacles. You look more like 28 than ever. And i really mean that! Hot mama!!

9:01 PM  
Blogger Carrie™ said...

First off....kick ass glasses! I very much like.
Secondly...what the f**k is the point of a sock that only covers your toes? That would drive me freakin' insane! I'm one of these weirdos that has to have my sock on just so. If it's twisted a bit, and the heel is not on my heel or the seam is rubbing on my toes, look out! I am a lover of the sock. I think it's a great thing and I own many, many pairs. Mine do what a sock is made cover my foot; my whole foot. Again, what is the purpose of those things? Why not just be all Don Johnson like and go sockless? Is it some crazy California thing? I hear you guys are all a little "different" on the west coast! HA!! JK!

9:15 PM  
Blogger theONLYtania said...

1. Truth, your glasses look very cool. I'm not lying just because they're expensive :-P
B. Now that you have a picture of yourself up.. what's this losing weight business? You look great! At least just refer to it as "getting in shape."

Oh yeah.. half socks are silly. Haha.

11:50 PM  
Blogger Pendullum said...

Half socks???/
ohhh Please , Tanya... She just stole those off a toddler...

I really like the glasses!

11:29 AM  
Blogger buffalodickdy said...

With your looks, it would take me awhile to realize you even had feet...

2:13 PM  
Blogger Autumn said...

half socks! that's so funny. i totally wear toe condoms in the summer. they make us! you know because our toes are so much dirtier than our germ-y hands! really, they should make us wear mittens at all times!

btw, i am wearing black pinstriped pants today with black & white flowered socks. totally not matching! :)

cute picture of you!

9:45 AM  
Blogger tabitha jane said...

love love LOVE your hair color!!

10:46 PM  

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