Growth. It ain't always good.

Janet came over the other day with flip flops. When I noticed something out of the bottom of my eye, I freaked out.

"Oh my God! Are you okay? Did you kick the side of a cabinet? Were you attacked by your cat? Is that a clot developing under your nail??"

No. It's called no pedicure since October 2007.

Thank God the solution is to GET a pedicure in 2008.