Weight aka: fuck
Debby and I were lamenting about how difficult weight loss has become.
I started my low carb / no sugar thing on April 1st. It is now May 7th and i've lost 3 pounds. I was supposed to be trying on bikini's by now! There ain't no Lane Bryant bikini that's pretty in my book.
When I got on the scale this morning and saw that I've only lost 3 pounds, I immediately got dressed, went to Starbucks and ordered an iced grande soy no-whip mocha in a venti cup with extra ice and a maple scone. The large one.
For lunch, I just scarfed a delicious veggie burger with seasoned french fries topped with a packet of thousand island dressing.
Tonight, I might order an ice cream sundae with extra fudge, nuts and whipped cream. Maybe I'll make it a double. And I'll eat it while watching all my Raymonds and Forensic Files.
I'm going to see how big I can get and let me assure you, I'll gain WAY more than 3 pounds in the same amount of time it took me to lose it.
Here's to my future.
Wanna date?
I started my low carb / no sugar thing on April 1st. It is now May 7th and i've lost 3 pounds. I was supposed to be trying on bikini's by now! There ain't no Lane Bryant bikini that's pretty in my book.
When I got on the scale this morning and saw that I've only lost 3 pounds, I immediately got dressed, went to Starbucks and ordered an iced grande soy no-whip mocha in a venti cup with extra ice and a maple scone. The large one.
For lunch, I just scarfed a delicious veggie burger with seasoned french fries topped with a packet of thousand island dressing.
Tonight, I might order an ice cream sundae with extra fudge, nuts and whipped cream. Maybe I'll make it a double. And I'll eat it while watching all my Raymonds and Forensic Files.
I'm going to see how big I can get and let me assure you, I'll gain WAY more than 3 pounds in the same amount of time it took me to lose it.
Here's to my future.
Wanna date?
posted by Tanya Kristine at 2:48 PM
12 Comments:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Your lunch sounds so yummy. i'm eating nuts. joy to the fucking world!
Okay, take a deep breath and just slow down. I think that small stool is making you look bigger than you really are;-)
Didn't you go on an interview, how did it go? You didn't wear that red bikini did you?
Robin
people say 'love handles' like its a bad thing.....
"Then we met and you made me the man I am today.
"Tracy I'm in love with you, no matter what you weigh."
GML
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What's wrong with a bigger coin slot?
Do what feels right...
and this is why I don't own a scale. The mirror is bad enough. And you are beautiful silly! I don't have unattractive friends. :)
sweet michelle.
um....ya. I KNOW that I don't actually look like that....but I FEEl like THAT! And a bathing suit? aint happnin...nope, not gonna do it.
I bet you look fantastic...body dysmorphia or something like that...that's what you've got!
make it soy ice cream, and Ill be right beside you eating it...
First off, Dynise cracks me up! Bigger coin slot - HAHA!
I found that once I was past about 37, I couldn't just eat, drink & party all the time and still fit into my size 7's. What a blow. Maybe it's because I don't drink enough to vomit & pass out anymore. That was a pretty good weight loss regimen. Now I can pace myself and just keep drinking and eating all day long. Back in the day, I'd eat salads & protein shakes for a week and loose 10 pounds. If I try that now, I get dizzy and nauseous. Getting "mature" sucks!
Seriously though, it is tough, tough, tough, so having stuck to it for over a month is great! 3 pounds is 3 pounds less than you weighed before. I've done Weight Watchers and they say a healthy loss is 1-2 pounds a week. So if you're going at say a pound a week, you're not too far off track. I know, it bites the big one, but that's how it goes. Yesterday when I was at work, (busy day - people buying booze for mom. Sentimental schmucks) I saw a girl that I used to sort of work with and she's gained like 150 pounds. Seriously. She looked like Weird Al did when he wore that fat suit in his Michael Jackson-mockin video. I was shocked! I couldn't help but stare. You will NEVER look like that. Imagine what people would say?? They'd write about you in comments on blogs! The horror!
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