Say what?
I was standing in Michelles cubicle "doorway" last week, chatting a bit about this and a bit about that.
Out of nowhere, it hits and I start to do the poopie dance. She's still talking, so I interrupt her to say I gotta go poo...Incrediously, she offers to come with.
I stop dancing and stare at her for like 15 seconds and say "Are you kidding?"
"What!?! Everyone poops!"
"Yeah...and every chance I get, I like to do it alone." And I backed away slowly, keeping eye contact until I was free to run.
Poll:
TMI:
Just right:
Not enough info:
Out of nowhere, it hits and I start to do the poopie dance. She's still talking, so I interrupt her to say I gotta go poo...Incrediously, she offers to come with.
I stop dancing and stare at her for like 15 seconds and say "Are you kidding?"
"What!?! Everyone poops!"
"Yeah...and every chance I get, I like to do it alone." And I backed away slowly, keeping eye contact until I was free to run.
Poll:
TMI:
Just right:
Not enough info:
posted by Tanya Kristine at 12:11 PM
8 Comments:
WAY WAY..TMI
does michelle 'co-poop' often?
where did you run to?
was she disappointed?
Hmmm....I'm going to go with Just Right. On the one hand, you give us all the detail we need to imagine being in the situation, and enough info to feel your pain. On the plus side, you avoided going into details such as the size, shape, or aroma of the final movement, something which I find commendable, considering I probably would have went there myself. Preferably just prior to relating a chocolate pudding recipe. That's why I'm a blogger rather than a cookbook author...:0)
Gawd, you and Michelle must be a hoot to work with!
Just right...I don't want TMI:-)
I've never seen a woman go into a rest room by herself, they always go in pairs or teams... are you OK?
As a former roommate i know her "alone" time to be true. However, I did get just a little tmi once in awhile. This was Just right.
too funny
Honey, you are WAY beyond demure. Given the fact that I have heard just about every body function from you, it didn't seem like such a stretch to at least have a stall partition separate the action.
Ok, I will work on treating you more like a lady...now you have to do your part and not leave unopened tampons on your desk. :P
Loves and Kisses,
M
listen, chick...you're just embarrassed htat you wanted to hang out with me while i did my doody. hahahaha...michelle is a co-pooper, michelle is a co-pooper.
Just right I'd say. I'll pee around anyone, but #2 requires a bit of privacy.
I found, also for your reading pleasure The Gas We Pass and one of my personal favorites, (Kody would probably like this one too) Walter The Farting Dog and the successful follow-ups, Trouble At The Yard Sale and Banned From The Beach. You might want to check those out for furture reference.
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