I funny...

I don't know WHY i have not been married at least seven times...I'm that funny.  (only in short term...hence the number 7)

I bought my boys at work calendars for the year 2012.  I bought Drew a sportsy type calendar and Nick, as a joke, a kitten calendar.  I went in his cube about 2 weeks ago and he was still on July so I told him "Hey!  You're a month behind..."  He said he knew but he just felt uncomfortable with the August picture.  When i looked at it, i howled...I just told him i hoped it was at least a female kitty.

I went in to work today to finish a joke we were talking about; but, decided to add a message for Nick for Monday morning....

On to the joke.  I got this idea from Tim Lacy who used to work with all women and made the brilliant decision to track their cycles so he could understand why some of them were bitchy at certain times.  Of course, I'm not just bitchy then, i'm bitchy for lots of reasons so Nick and I discussed the fact that I needed more colors.

So I made his colors for him and took the liberty of starting out his calendar for training purposes.

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This is August...I won't be hungover because i'm on a special diet, which makes me cranky.



And this is September...a few added hungover days (start of the football season, Yom Kippur)

Hahahahah...i love me sometimes.  I just wish his calendar was alway color-free but then again, that wouldn't be me....

ok...

...no coffee for 26 more days becuase drinking black coffee is like drinking liquid poo.

and i just barfed drinking iced tea because you can't drink iced tea on an empty stomach.  changed my mind...it's gonna be a looooooooooooooooooong 26 days.

HCG - LAST TIME!

Man. I gotta say. I feel incredibly awesome. I went on a very strange and apathetic drinking binge for a good 3 months. I knew I needed to get my shit together but I literally had no reason to do so. Not that myself isn’t a good enough reason, but I also was just having a bit of fun.


So driving to Tallac last Wednesday, it just popped in my head: HCG. Of course I’ve thought about it a few times but p’shawed it because that’s a hard diet and I’ve done it FIVE TIMES before. But for some reason, Wednesday it clicked and clicked good.

The more I thought about it the more I said ‘yes…that will be my motivation.’ So I faxed my blood work over to the clinic the next morning and told her to hurry up and make my appt because I’m fat (not AS fat as I’ve gotten before..GOD…who WAS I?) and she got me in that afternoon. Which was perfect because I got to load Friday and Saturday. Unfortunately, I have been sick so I couldn’t do one last hurrah but I’ve had so many last hurrahs, I wasn’t too bothered by it.

I’m on my 3rd low cal day and I don’t look at this diet the same way I had before. Dreading how much longer I have to go and deeming it near impossible. Now I’m like “Hm…I only have 27 more days to go!” Even when I thought about my delicious, buttery cashews in my cabinet, it was a solid non-fighty ‘no way’…not blowing this round this time because I’m not doing it again.

I’m not even using cream in my coffee…THAT’S how serious I am.

One last round

I'm so unmotivated, i have no drive and no reason to get in shape. i know you think "hey! how about yourself as a reason?"  well that doesn't work for me.

So i decided to do another round of hcg.  and not the internet kind where i lose weight but it's a weird weight loss but a $450 weight loss.  i'm hoping that will motivate me to actually stick to something. 

we'll see....so much other stuff going on at work but because of that so much going on, i'm tired.